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gracebirkinЛюбимый мой диалог, которого нет в Pulp Fiction, про Элвиса и Битлз, когда Миа Уоллес интервьюирует Винсента Вега перед выходом.
Я - человек Элвиса, пожалуй.
MIA (OS)
Smile, you're on Mia's camera!
VINCENT
Ready to go?
MIA (OS)
Not yet. I'm going to interview you
first. Are you any relation to
Suzanne Vega?
VINCENT
Yeah, she's my cousin.
MIA (OS)
Suzanne Vega the folk singer is
your cousin?
VINCENT
Suzanne Vega's my cousin. If she's
become a folk singer, I sure as
hell don't know nothin' about it.
But then I haven't been to too many
Thanksgivings lately.
MIA (OS)
Now I'm gonna ask you a bunch of
quick questions I've come up with
that more of less tell me what kind
of person I'm having dinner with.
My theory is that when it comes to
important subjects, there's only
two ways a person can answer. For
instance, there's two kinds of
people in this world, Elvis people
and Beatles people. Now Beatles
people can like Elvis. And Elvis
people can like the Beatles. But
nobody likes them both equally.
Somewhere you have to make a
choice. And that choice tells me
who you are.
VINCENT
I can dig it.
MIA (OS)
I knew you could. First question,
Brady Bunch or the Partridge
Family?
VINCENT
The Partridge Family all the way,
no comparison.
MIA (OS)
On "Rich Man, Poor Man," who did
you like, Peter Strauss or Nick
Nolte?
VINCENT
Nick Nolte, of course.
MIA (OS)
Are you a "Bewitched" man, or a
"Jeannie" man?
VINCENT
"Bewitched," all the way, though I
always dug how Jeannie always
called Larry Hagman "master."
MIA (OS)
If you were "Archie," who would you
fuck first, Betty or Veronica?
VINCENT
Betty. I never understood Veronica
attraction.
MIA (OS)
Have you ever fantasized about
being beaten up by a girl?
VINCENT
Sure.
MIA (OS)
Who?
VINCENT
Emma Peel on "The Avengers." That
tough girl who usta hang out with
Encyclopedia Brown. And Arlene
Motika.
MIA (OS)
Who's Arlene Motika?
VINCENT
Girl from sixth grade, you don't
know her.
CU - MIA
lowers the camcorder from in front of her face and we get our
first full-on look at her. When we do, we get a pretty good
idea why Marsellus feels the way he does. She breaks out in a
blinding smile.
MIA
Cut. Print. Let's go eat.
Вот еще интересные вопросы:
Довлатов или Веллер?
Мясо с кровью или прожаренное?
Кроссовки или каблуки?
Джонни Депп или Бред Питт?
Горы или море?
И, наконец, нимфа или ДБД?
Я - человек Элвиса, пожалуй.
MIA (OS)
Smile, you're on Mia's camera!
VINCENT
Ready to go?
MIA (OS)
Not yet. I'm going to interview you
first. Are you any relation to
Suzanne Vega?
VINCENT
Yeah, she's my cousin.
MIA (OS)
Suzanne Vega the folk singer is
your cousin?
VINCENT
Suzanne Vega's my cousin. If she's
become a folk singer, I sure as
hell don't know nothin' about it.
But then I haven't been to too many
Thanksgivings lately.
MIA (OS)
Now I'm gonna ask you a bunch of
quick questions I've come up with
that more of less tell me what kind
of person I'm having dinner with.
My theory is that when it comes to
important subjects, there's only
two ways a person can answer. For
instance, there's two kinds of
people in this world, Elvis people
and Beatles people. Now Beatles
people can like Elvis. And Elvis
people can like the Beatles. But
nobody likes them both equally.
Somewhere you have to make a
choice. And that choice tells me
who you are.
VINCENT
I can dig it.
MIA (OS)
I knew you could. First question,
Brady Bunch or the Partridge
Family?
VINCENT
The Partridge Family all the way,
no comparison.
MIA (OS)
On "Rich Man, Poor Man," who did
you like, Peter Strauss or Nick
Nolte?
VINCENT
Nick Nolte, of course.
MIA (OS)
Are you a "Bewitched" man, or a
"Jeannie" man?
VINCENT
"Bewitched," all the way, though I
always dug how Jeannie always
called Larry Hagman "master."
MIA (OS)
If you were "Archie," who would you
fuck first, Betty or Veronica?
VINCENT
Betty. I never understood Veronica
attraction.
MIA (OS)
Have you ever fantasized about
being beaten up by a girl?
VINCENT
Sure.
MIA (OS)
Who?
VINCENT
Emma Peel on "The Avengers." That
tough girl who usta hang out with
Encyclopedia Brown. And Arlene
Motika.
MIA (OS)
Who's Arlene Motika?
VINCENT
Girl from sixth grade, you don't
know her.
CU - MIA
lowers the camcorder from in front of her face and we get our
first full-on look at her. When we do, we get a pretty good
idea why Marsellus feels the way he does. She breaks out in a
blinding smile.
MIA
Cut. Print. Let's go eat.
Вот еще интересные вопросы:
Довлатов или Веллер?
Мясо с кровью или прожаренное?
Кроссовки или каблуки?
Джонни Депп или Бред Питт?
Горы или море?
И, наконец, нимфа или ДБД?
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Date: 2007-02-22 01:23 pm (UTC)С кровью
Каблуки
Депп
Море
ДБД upgraded
Поздравляю с кат-ном! :)
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Date: 2007-02-22 01:54 pm (UTC)Здорово, снова могу хоть что-то больше трех строчек написать.
Стопроцентное совпадение.
ДБД апгрейженная, тюнингованная.
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Date: 2007-02-22 02:36 pm (UTC)Нимфа с претензией
P.S. Laurel or Hardy?
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Date: 2007-02-22 03:11 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-02-22 01:51 pm (UTC)Просвятите деревенскую дурочку, пожалуйста...
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Date: 2007-02-22 01:58 pm (UTC)Но ход Вашей мысли мне нравится!
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Date: 2007-02-22 03:00 pm (UTC)Довлатов
с кровью
каблуки
Джек Николсон
море
нимфа
а ещё вот:
Набоков или Достоевский
чай или кофе
кошка или собака
Лондон или Нью-Йорк
Гуччи или Биккимбергс
де Гризогоно или Шопар
Анджелина или Николь Кидман
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Date: 2007-02-22 03:11 pm (UTC)Чай
Кошка
Лондон
Гуччи
Гризогоно
Кейт Уинслет!:)))
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Date: 2007-02-22 10:51 pm (UTC)Ох, как мне нравится этот трек! Можно продолжать бесконечно!
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Date: 2007-02-22 10:55 pm (UTC)А потому что у одного уши, а у другого цвет.
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Date: 2007-02-23 10:35 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-02-22 10:58 pm (UTC)тайд или простой стиральный порошок?
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Date: 2007-02-23 10:40 am (UTC)... Хм... наверное, порошок? А какая между ними разница (упаковка или содержимое)?
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Date: 2007-02-23 12:21 pm (UTC)Я тоже - душ, потому что...не знаю, почему.
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Date: 2007-02-23 10:56 pm (UTC)без вариантов!!!
****а откуда этот монолог?
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Date: 2007-02-23 11:21 pm (UTC)Миа спускается в салон и перед тем, как ехать развлекаться, берет интервью у Винсента. Она же его никогда не видела и хочет понять, что он за фрукт.
Есть в бонус-треках в лицензионке.
:)))
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Date: 2007-02-23 10:54 pm (UTC)Я за Фанни Ардан!
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Date: 2007-02-23 11:18 pm (UTC)В красном костюме из Восьми женщин.
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Date: 2007-02-26 09:42 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-02-22 05:35 pm (UTC)на все вопросы :)
хехехе
Date: 2007-02-22 10:23 pm (UTC)прожаренное
каблуки
Джонни
и горы, и море, и солнце
и наконец, и нимфа и ДБД.
Re: хехехе
Date: 2007-02-22 10:39 pm (UTC);)))
Re: хехехе
Date: 2007-02-22 10:40 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-04-12 03:45 pm (UTC)Мясо с кровью
Кроссовки
Джонни Депп
море
ДБД upgraded